Dang: Headline reads 'Shrinkage in Jersey Village'

Actually it is a sub-heading in the Houston Chronicle Golf section:

Northwest-area golfer has to be ready to travel

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/glf/5611726.html

Well for sure you will want to travel and get out of the local neighborhood if you are affected by shrinkage.

Chron always picking on the golfer.

C